What’s in a signature????

I have always been a big fan of quotable quotes…and have liked collecting them since childhood… It may sound like I am bragging; but yeah, many people have told me that they look forward to reading the signature in my mails, that I change everyday! 🙂 Now for all those people who have encouraged me to use nice and new signatures everyday, here I present a collection that I have used in my mails….

• Don’t attempt to run from the past, it is always behind you.!”
• “A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, With fire at one end and a  fool at the other!!.”:-))
• “You can’t build a reputation on what you’re going to do.”
• “A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost……”:-)))
• “The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to an idealized past.”
• “The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot!” 🙂
• “Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be taught that sorrows know how to swim.”
• “A professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesn’t feel like it.”
• “Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper!!” :-))
• “Vacation is what you take when you can’t take what you’ve been taking any longer.” :-)))
• “Examine what is said, not who speaks!”
• “Optimists and Pessimists equally contribute to our society….Optimists make the airplanes, pessimists make the parachutes!”
• “Preach the Gospel at all times … if necessary, use words!” 🙂
• Karl Marx’s Mother: “If Karl, instead of writing a lot about capital, had made a lot of it … it would have been much better.” :-)))
• “How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!” :-))))))
• “In communism, man oppresses man. In capitalism, it’s the other way around. ” :-)))
• “Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.”
• “Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.”
• “What the caterpillar calls the end, the butterfly calls the beginning.”
• “If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand, we’d be so simple that we wouldn’t  be able to understand!!” :-)))
• “If we’d confess our sins to one another, we’d all laugh at the lack of originality.” 🙂
• “Learn from the mistakes of others…You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself!!”:-)))
• “Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.”
• “Don’t worry about people stealing an idea. If it’s original, you will have to ram it down their throats!!!” :-))
• People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
• “If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy the civilization!!”:-))
• “Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.!!!”:-)))
• “The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it!!”
• “Always fall in with what you’re asked to accept. Fall in with it and turn it your way!”
• “Did Noah include termites on the ark?”:-)))
• “What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.”
• “We all live under the same sky, but we don’t all have the same horizon.”
• “Software and Temples are much the same – first we build them, then we pray!!”
• “Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.”
• “Deciding not to choose is still making a choice!” :-))
• “The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn.”
• “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go!!” :-)))
• “In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed!!”
• “Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.” :-))
• “Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely!”
• “God is a comic, playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh!”
• “One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others!!” :-))
• “Don’t take life so seriously; u anyways won’t get out of it alive!!”
• “I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own!!!” :-)))))))))
• “And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.”
• “Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there!!!” :))
• “Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back into the same box.”
• “Can atheists get insurance for acts of God???.” :-)))
• “The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.” :-)))
• “There are only 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.” :-)))
• “No individual raindrop ever considers itself responsible for the flood.”
• “After all is said and done, more is said than is done!” :-))
• “I have learned that the Lord didn’t do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?” :-))
• “That which you cannot give away, you don’t possess; it possesses you.”
• “Experience is not what happens to you; it’s what you do with what happens to you.”
• “Wise people talk because they have something to say…. Fools talk because they have to say something!!” 🙂
• “I lost 40 Pounds!!! Unfortunately, I was in England at that time!!!!”  🙂
• Hope is the ability to hear the music of future….Faith is the courage to dance to it today!!
• “If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.”
• “Confidence doesn’t come from having all the answers, It comes from being open to all the questions!!”
• “There are two parts in my brain: left & right; right is having nothing left in it, and left is having nothing right in it!!!” :-))))))
• “When u r falling off a cliff, u might as well try to fly coz u have nothing to lose!!”
• “As I said before, I DONT REPEAT!!” :-))))))
• “Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished……. ! ” :-)))
• “God give me patience and Give it to me NOW!!!! ” :-)))
• “Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.”
• “Let yourself be open and life will be easier. A spoon of salt in a glass of water makes the water undrinkable. A spoon of salt in a lake is almost unnoticed.”
• “In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.” 🙂
• “If you want a symbolic gesture, don’t burn the flag; wash it!”
• “When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those who do.” -William Blake
• “One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.”
• “The world is a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.”
• “You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.”
• “When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!”
• “The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat !”
• “One day, your life will flash in front of your eyes… Make it worth watching.”
• “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
• ” Just when I got all the answers of life, they changed the question!!” :-))
• ” The Pessimist complains about the wind, the Optimist expects it to change, the Realist adjusts the sails!”
• “Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?”  LOL!!! :-))
• “Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm”
• “Your problem is never really your problem; your reaction to your problem is your problem.”
• “Never run from your fears. Because when they catch up to you you’re too tired to fight.”
• “I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable kidney????” :-)))))))
• “It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it!!” :-)))
• “A politician is the one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.” :-))))
• “2B or not 2B? I think it’s a grade of pencil.” :-))))
• “After hearing two eyewitness accounts of the same accident, you begin to wonder about history.” :-))
• “A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.” :-)))
• “There’s a book that tells you where you should go on your vacation. It’s called your cheque book!!!!!” :-))))
• “Life’s like a foreign language…everyone mispronounces it!!!” :-))
• “Be yourself. Who else is better qualified?” :-))
• “There are 3 sides to any argument….my side, your side, and the right side!!!” 🙂
• “”Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with.” ”  🙂
• “Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important!” :-))
• “Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you’re alive, it isn’t.” :-))
• ” Living on Earth may be expensive…but it sure includes an annual free trip around the Sun….!!!!” :-))
• ” Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.!!!” :-))
• “If you are not living on the edge, you’re probably occupying too much space!!!”
• “The problem with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it !!!” 🙂
• “Expecting life to treat you well because you are a good person, is like expecting an angry bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian” 🙂
• “Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on” 🙂
• “Remember there is a Space between Stimulus and Response, and our Growth lies on how we utilize that Space”
• ” It’s not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game even starts. !” :-))
• “The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.” :-))
• “You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.”
• “Don’t cry because the Sun is setting at the end of the day…….. For the tears will not let you enjoy the beauty of the stars!!!!”
• “Never be afraid to do something new……. Remember, amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic!!!!”
• “When one door closes, another one opens. But often we look so long at the closed door that we fail to see the one that has opened for us.”
• ” A hen is only an egg’s way of making other eggs…. “
• “A dead end is just a good place to turn around!!!!”
• “If you are lucky enough to reach the top, its your responsibility to send the elevator back down!!”